Quote #18211
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
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It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know...
Quote #29490
You have to be deviant if you’re going to do anything new.
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #16266
Character is that which reveals moral purpose, exposing the class of things a man...
Quote #14409
The most decisive actions of our life — I mean those that are most...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #34742
I feel like I can handle a lot of things. I can handle a...
Quote #5805
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
Quote #21017
Please all, and you will please none.