Quote #20513
Friendship multiplies the good in life and divides the evil.
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #23966
Till last by Philip’s farm I flowTo join the brimming river,For men may come...
Quote #24266
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no...
Quote #11192
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big...
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #2659
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Quote #29104
A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it’s a whisper.
Quote #13009
I am in the prime of senility.