Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...
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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Quote #15792
In nature there are neither rewards nor punishment – there are consequences.
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #27341
I am for integrity, if only because life is very short and truth is...
Quote #4673
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified...
Quote #3035
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...