Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #22575
A companion’s words of persuasion are effective.
Quote #22821
Oh sleep It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #31090
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #6354
I shut my eyes in order to see.
Quote #20005
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
Quote #9837
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but...
Quote #1865
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Quote #18003
When a thing is new, people say ‘It is not true.’ Later, when its...