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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name...
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The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...
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You know what I say to people when I hear they?re writing an anti-war...
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