Quote #30162
The difficulty in life is the choice.
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #13342
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Quote #20164
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #3046
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #18338
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...
Quote #12201
The Night has a thousand eyes, And the Day but one; Yet the light...
Quote #27727
The whole of the Bill of Rights is a declaration of the right of...
Quote #18715
The experience of this sweet life. L’esperienza de questa dolce vita.