Quote #32263
Invincibility lies in the defense the possibility of victory in the attack. One defends...
Quote #3157
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his...
Quote #32150
The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for...
Quote #27687
America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #18866
Something unknown is doing we don’t know what.
Quote #11433
Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
Quote #9858
Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
Quote #1794
The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.
Quote #19658
Time is money.