Quote #5017
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #17800
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
Quote #4053
If women understood and exercised their power they could remake the world.
Quote #1419
You always pass failure on the way to success.
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A hedge between keeps friendship green.
Quote #13859
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.