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Fortunate indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and...
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
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This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love the...
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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence...