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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
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Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate,...
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Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the...
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Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and...
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Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #13602
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
Quote #12852
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is...