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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of...
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Let no one who loves be called unhappy. For even love unreturned has its...
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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
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Keep me away from the wisdom that does not cry, the philosophy which does...
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Learn to be pleased with everything; with wealth, so far as it makes us...
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Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
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Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only...
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it...
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I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be...