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Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
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The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
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If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
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Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a...
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The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do....
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.