Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #31077
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #15397
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Quote #14702
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quote #26936
Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
Quote #18467
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
Quote #19005
I have had enough experience in all my years, and have read enough of...
Quote #18459
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
Quote #33424
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #20229
There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...