Quote #1830
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #26250
. . . I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than...
Quote #34514
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice In practice, there is.
Quote #8335
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
Quote #10160
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #25197
The only thing that’s been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has...
Quote #18312
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion...
Quote #4210
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.