Quote #34854
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #31335
I died a mineral, and became a plant. I died a plant and rose...
Quote #16601
I’d rather give my life than be afraid to give it.
Quote #21868
Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool...
Quote #17134
There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
Quote #25821
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #27564
We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the...
Quote #20723
Arguments are to be avoided they are always vulgar and often convincing.