Quote #675
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #7301
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering...
Quote #20284
For with slight efforts how should we obtain great results It is foolish even...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #11947
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
Quote #22737
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote #27644
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is...
Quote #34680
Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.