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Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles...
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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
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Do something every day that you don’t want to do this is the golden...
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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Too low they build, who build beneath the stars.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
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Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.