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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second...
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There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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“The Good Book” – one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
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A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
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The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
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Any life, no matter how long and complex it may be, is made up...
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A novel is not, after all, a historical document, but a way to travel...