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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
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I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
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You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy,...
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From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
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A plague o’ both your houses
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He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.
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I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in...
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
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What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? But the man who orders...