Quote #764
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
Quote #17798
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10243
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
Quote #519
It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
Quote #13037
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Quote #5403
What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what...
Quote #22281
Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like...
Quote #7684
You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
Quote #10730
Happiness is in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.