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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
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I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
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I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to...
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Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to...
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The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.