Quote #1332
Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Quote #4891
When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when...
Quote #19245
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
Quote #22414
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #10536
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
Quote #18224
Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third...
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #15278
Too many people run out of ideas long before they run out of words.
Quote #26632
Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
Quote #3460
How is the Empire?