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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
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Oh, what tangled webs we weave, When we first practice to deceive.
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Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
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There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
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Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this...
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
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I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
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Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...