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A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those...
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Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to...
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We have no right to assume that any physical laws exist, or if they...
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The animals of the planet are in desperate peril… Without free animal life I...
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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
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Take life one basket at a time.