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We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow.
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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Man’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself...