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Character is the foundation stone upon which one must build to win respect. Just...
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If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you...
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Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on...
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The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
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Our lives are like the course of the sun. At the darkest moment there...
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God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
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Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire.
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...