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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies;...
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An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
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Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
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There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
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‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #34090
The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that...