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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
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I am always grieved when a man of real talent dies, for the world...
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Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
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Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the...
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The confidence which we have in ourselves gives birth to much of that which...
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Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...