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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Success is a journey, not a destination.
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Heaven is such that all who have lived well, of whatever religion, have a...
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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can...
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I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
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I must be cruel, only to be kind Thus bad begins, and worse remains...
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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write...
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Perhaps better we not obscure the idea that happiness and misery, kindness and greed,...
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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness...