Quote #14856
Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their...
Quote #10191
Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
Quote #2951
I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying...
Quote #4436
To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has...
Quote #18947
What we anticipate seldom occurs what we least expected generally happens.
Quote #2450
We become what we think about all day long.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
Quote #2139
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...