Quote #12140
History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
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He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #17585
The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of...
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #17961
In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The...
Quote #25733
The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing.
Quote #10395
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #13937
One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best...
Quote #32138
A democratic government is only as strong as the alert conscience of its people.