Quote #2221
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...
Quote #22275
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
Quote #15600
Children begin by loving their parents. As they grow older, they judge them. Sometimes...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #12668
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
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Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate,...
Quote #26003
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men Do not pray...
Quote #32749
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #29239
Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials. I want to talk...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...