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May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
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When I was young, I was sure of many things now there are only...
Quote #21417
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
Quote #26915
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot...
Quote #19664
If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
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The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as...
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He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
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Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which...
Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...