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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #8019
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Quote #21345
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #7643
In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions: know that...
Quote #7548
Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to...
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
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When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the...
Quote #16379
The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.
Quote #22124
Damn the torpedoes Full speed ahead