Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
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Man have to have friends even in hell.
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The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy...
Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #10722
Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small...
Quote #762
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Quote #27557
Strange is it not That of the myriads who before us pass’d the Door...
Quote #20651
A new question has arisen in modern man’s mind, the question, namely, whether life...
Quote #8322
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #23880
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...