Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #23835
Live with men as if God saw you converse with God as if men...
Quote #3809
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies
Quote #24655
There is no such thing as a ‘self-made’ man. We are made up of...
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #4754
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
Quote #7297
What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to something better.
Quote #31729
When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...
Quote #29458
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.