Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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With our eyes fixed on the future, but recognizing the realities of today. …...
Quote #2769
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
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Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon...
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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence...
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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #31447
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want...
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?