Quote #4596
No one knows what he can do till he tries.
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #28307
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Quote #3504
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #31029
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Quote #11865
While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual, and the sublime are today suspect,...
Quote #34662
Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
Quote #17897
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to...
Quote #7689
Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if...