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There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
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If you thought that science was certain – well, that is just an error...
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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Free men cannot start a war, but once it is started, they can fight...
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.
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If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end...
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When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
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The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.