Quote #6698
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #20607
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #19076
It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for...
Quote #17688
Every woman knows all about everything.
Quote #13512
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Quote #6612
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like...
Quote #28780
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #9278
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...