Quote #1970
Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.
Quote #13183
My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a...
Quote #31723
I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into...
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #25551
The end of all things is near. Therefore be clear minded and self-controlled so...
Quote #12705
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #33355
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...
Quote #29919
If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.