Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #17489
By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
Quote #6483
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
Quote #25820
I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #8636
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes...
Quote #3693
Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has...
Quote #25617
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Quote #20999
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Quote #17990
It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live...