Quote #3461
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #29770
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always...
Quote #3352
Take only pictures, steal only time, leave only footprints.
Quote #21319
From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has...
Quote #26511
I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
Quote #13528
I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.
Quote #1336
I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from...