Quote #28943
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
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Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone...
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #19144
BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #32401
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Quote #5597
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
Quote #13408
How much I love every thing that is decided and open!
Quote #19825
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Quote #3132
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
Quote #17930
You cannot run away from a weakness you must sometimes fight it out or...