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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well,...
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
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Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
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I made my money by selling too soon.
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People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a...
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Truth always originates in a minority of one, and every custom begins as a...
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First mend yourself, and then mend others.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to...