Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #7931
You cannot step twice into the same river.
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A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle...
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #8843
One half of the world can not understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #13338
Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of...
Quote #12161
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half- way to meet...
Quote #25074
History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions the study of answers belongs to...
Quote #11345
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Quote #15396
Lies are usually caused by undue fear of men.