Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Quote #34336
Chris says it’s all in the doing, but to tell you the truth, there’s...
Quote #13260
We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.
Quote #10401
To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards out of men.
Quote #28832
It has been said that we have not had the three R’s in America,...
Quote #34013
I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it’s half because I...
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #14694
The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that...
Quote #2940
God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to...