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If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
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Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
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Make money, money, honestly if you can;if not, by any means at all, make...
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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
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It?s a wonder I haven?t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens...
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I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.