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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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Put out the light.
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There’s a sucker born every minute.
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Each time someone stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot...
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion,...
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Popular Christianity has for its emblem a gibbet, for its chief sensation a sanginary...
Quote #21148
Washington D.C. is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.