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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I...
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An autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it....
Quote #10384
Science can destroy religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets....
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I pay very little regard…to what any young person says on the subject of...
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Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #24151
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...